November 2011
“Blood is thicker then water. But maple syrup is thicker then blood; therefore pancakes and bacon are more important than family.”
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- when a girl wants to kiss you: she plays with her hair, looks down, fiddles with her fingers, and waits for you to make a move
- when a boy wants to kiss you: smiles nervously, tilts his head slightly, and waits for the right moment to make a move
- when I want to kiss you: I look at you from a distance, and start sobbing about how ugly I am and that I'll die with 80 cats, approximately
When you walk into a Spider web you automatically know karate
when people ask me "what kind of music do you like?"
I just sigh heavily
because I know I just entered a conversation that is not going to end well.
